Seriously, this was an awesome trip. Emily had never been on a train before, and she was really excited to be going to London. As were Gillian and I. We love a girls' trip away together, not to mention London and a show.
So we get to Paddington Station and walk to our hotel. We change clothes and spruce up for our night on the town. We take the Tube downtown to the theatre district. We find a place to eat dinner before the show - Italian, per Emily's choice. We walk around a bit, take some photos, and enjoy the city on a beautiful summer's day.
Finally, it's time to go into the theatre. We have really good seats - in the stalls, row S, in the center. We are four seats in. I sat closest to the aisle.
Next to me were two couples. The boyfriend sat next to me, and we proceeded to play "Who gets the armrest?" for the first half of Act I.
I have not seen 'Wicked,' but I have been told it's a fabulous show, and I had already bought the soundtrack so I could learn some of the music before we went to see it.
Finally, the show begins. The orchestra sounds great. The opening number is fabulous. The actors are fantastic. The voices - AMAZING. I'm not easily impressed, but this show was great.
And that's when I heard, coming from the man sitting right next to me, singing. Singing along. Not in tune, either. This man knew every single lyric to every single song in this show.
First of all, that's great. I'm really happy that he loves this show so much that he has all the numbers memorized. That means he must have seen this show numerous times, I'm guessing. He knew the timing, the nuance, everything.
But seriously, I paid good money to see this show - to hear this show sung by paid actors. So first, I started with the sly looks that said, Are you kidding me? Can you please shut it?
He pretty much ignored me.
I wondered about his girlfriend who sat on the other side of him. Did she notice? Of course - how could she not? Did she care? She didn't seem to. How embarrassing. I was embarrassed for both of them.
When my sly looks didn't work I started in with the more dirty looks. Not totally dirty, but dirty enough that he should get it. My 'Please stop singing along with the music looks.' My 'I paid good money for these seats and would like to hear the actors singing - not you' looks.
That didn't work. So then, after a while, I did the big sigh. The 'Oh my gosh I cannot believe you are persisting in singing along - off tune - when people are giving you dirty looks' sigh.
The sigh did it. He actually got up and left the theatre. It was kind of weird, actually. But I sat back with a smile on my face and enjoyed the entire armrest for the rest of Act I.
At intermission he was back.
But this being England, and he being English, he acted like there was nothing wrong. So when we all had to pass by them as we went to buy ice cream and use the bathroom during intermission he was perfectly pleasant.
And for Act II, the girlfriend sat next to me - he sat in the aisle seat. And guess what? He continued singing. I couldn't believe it.
But this time, the girlfriend gave him a look. A look that said, 'You are seriously embarrassing me and you need to stop.'
And he did. Aaahhh.
Afterwards Emily and I discussed this situation. We decided several things. First of all, truly, how rude. Secondly, I would be mighty suspicious of a date who knew all the lyrics to the show 'Wicked', not that there's anything wrong with that ...
And thirdly, singing along with the lyrics at a show is definitely break-up-able material.
But let me say, what a fantastic show. I would see it over and over again if I could. And I would NEVER sing along. In public. Only at home with my giant brown earphones.