Today when I picked the kids up from school, Joshua informed me that there was a talent show for Year 5 in school today.
I said, Oh! Did you participate? And he said, Yes.
And I said, Really? When did you sign up for it?
And he said, Last week, when everyone else signed up for it.
And I said, So what did you do?
And, oh family, those of you who know Joshua well are already guessing what his talent was today.
Joshua said, Well, I borrowed a cd from Freddy and I break-danced to the song 'I Predict a Riot.'
I am so proud. Truly. I can't believe that my kid has the nerve to get up and do that in front of all of Year 5. The teachers were judges. He said he got lots of cheers and yelling and clapping. I believe it.
I said, Well did you win?
No.
Who won?
Honor sang a song, and Alex won 2nd place for playing his clarinet.
And I thought of all the lovely children who probably got up and did lovely things like singing nice Christmas songs, playing their nice instruments, and doing nice magic tricks. And there is Joshua, in all his break-dancing glory. Wow. That's my kid.
***Video is not actual rendition of today's occurrence. Courtesy of Ben's cell phone video skills at Blythe's wedding this summer. Thanks, Ben!